I’m going to Miami this week, so there will most likely not be an episode of LopezRadio next week.  Use this time to catch up on the last two episodes and this week’s episode!  I’ll be back, no worries.  Got good stuff this week.  There’s always the great rock and hip hop music, Campbell’s recalling some childhood favorite food, Classy ex-con steals a 5 year-old’s jewelry, bus driving child pornographers, and so much more!  Thanks for the support and I love you all. New episode listed below:

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LopezRadio Episode 3-1

LopezRadio Episode 3-2

LopezRadio Episode 2-1

LopezRadio Episode 2-2

LopezRadio Episode 2-3

Thanks again for all your support!  You guys are great!

I have now attempted a podcast hybrid with talking and music.  We’ll see how it works out.  Keep in mind this is the first one and may sound rough.  I’m also my own worst critic.  I wanted to experiment with mixing rock and hip hop.  I ended up separating them into 30 minutes of each.  Hopefully, if you don’t enjoy my jib jab, you’ll enjoy the music I’m throwing at you.  If you have any suggestions, email me at lopezradio@gmail.com.  You can click and listen to this week’s episode or right-click and save it so you can drop on your favorite MP3 device.  Many thanks.

LopezRadio Episode 1, Part 1 (rock)…

LopezRadio Episode 1, Part 2 (hiphop)…

Lopez…

Not kidding.  I watched a movie called World’s Greatest Dad.  Surprisingly enough, it was writte and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.  Looking at the image for the movie on the Netflix instant queue, it appeared to be another family movie akin to “RV” or “Flubber”.  Luckily, this was not the case.  It’s actually quite a good, sometimes dark, sometimes raunchy movie.  I was very surprised.

It spoke volumes about how big of douchebags our society can be when it comes to memorializing somebody when they die and what hangers-on people can be if the majority is going along with something.  And I’m not going for the “nonconformity MAAAAAN” angle at all.  I’ve just seen similar things to this story (obviously in smaller circumstances) and it’s funny, and you shake your head at it if you have any sense.

Basically, Lance (Williams) is a failed writer and teacher at a high school.  After his son dies in a freak accident, he decides to ghostwrite his suicide note and memoir.  It’s written so well that it becomes a hit on a very large scale.

I have to say that I’m very surprised with how well it’s written and just how brash some of the subject matter was.  It definitely brought Robin Williams into a much different light for me.  I mean I know he makes a good dirty comic and he has had a few decent serious roles in films (i.e. Insomnia and One Hour Photo), but this was so well done.  I suggest it highly and, like I said, it’s on Netflix Instant Streaming.  Check it out!

-Lopez

Once it’s not 2am I’ll work on getting it on iTunes…what a fun process that is.

Enjoy.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

There will be much to speak of on the next podcast. Tiger is back, baseball is back, etc. Remember we love you and we do this for free. That being said, our motivation levels are always wretched.

-Lopez

Enjoy.

And by gold I mean…a story that everyone pretty much knew but was never confirmed.

Apparently Ricky Martin is writing a book? I know, you’re now scouring the internet looking for a pre-order link. Cool out hoss. It gets better. I guess he writes a blog or something on his site? My apologies for not knowing the ins and outs of what Ricky Martin has going on.

Anyways, he included this…

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed.
What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment. The word “happiness” takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.
I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.

Did you catch that?

I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man.

Yeah, NOT obvious AT ALL.

So good for him.

Nice Tattoo.

I think I’ll go ahead and start some celebrity rumors now. Ricky Martin and Lance Bass are getting it on. I wonder which one is the Top and which one is the Bottom? Oooohhh! Couple Name Game! Lance + Ricky = Licky! See! It’s a match made in heaven! Or hell. Let’s not forget the teachings of Shirley Phelps-Roper!

No Podcast. No website content. We each have our excuses. Lopez has been in Colorado; no doubt gathering stories to discuss in our next edition of the podcast.

I have been… uh… er… busy? Or just lazy. I’m sorry.

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In what looks like one of the most boring Final Fours ever, Butler vs. Michigan State and Duke vs. West Virginia. Give me the Butler Bulldogs vs. the Duke Ridiculously Whites in the Final game. I’ll be sure to edit this post if that’s not the final so I can look right.

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I had started to type up an analysis of more Sandra Bullock/Horny Farmer news but then I realized that neither of them really have the drawing power of say…a Tiger Woods sex story. So I think I’m going to lay that story to rest. It’s incredibly boring. The best part of any of it was that Michelle Bombshell is a Nazi or something along those lines…and that isn’t even THAT entertaining.

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We’ll try to pump out a podcast sometime soon? Uh…thanks for reading?